Time to retire?

I seem to be a very fortunate man. I signed up for yahoo back in 97 or 98 because it was priced right and the inter-web had few options. Well as you can guess after a decade that address is on every mailing list in the world so I just don't use it anymore. sometimes I still chat and I have other accounts that use it for password recovery so I maintain it. Well i paid my monthly visit to the account and got some good news and some tragic news. I have had a total of 12 uncles die of various reasons each leaving me several million dollars. Money doesn't mean much when family dies but I didn't know these folks so I guess I will just take my inheritances from them all as I am the only heir. This does make me question the fidelity of my mother as my brothers are not also considered heirs but what is in the past should probably stay there. Oh by the way dead people were the sad news, on the happy side of things I have won 20 foreign lottery's and 15 sweepstakes I don't remember entering so my grand total is in the Billion dollar range as soon as I can get my bank information confirmed with all these folks. Don't worry all I will not forget the little people :)