Not funny enough for Craigslist

Took 3 minutes to get flagged off, they do not apparently have a sense of Humor

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Apparently though it was a good weekend for me it may not have been for others. I opened my email box this weekend and was relayed the bad news that I had 3 uncles die. The grief was not to0 bad as I had never met them but they seemed like nice gentlemen. They were all very successful and between them they have left me a large sum of money. In addition to these generous uncles who passed I have also apparently won the UK lotto. So that All said I have had a good weekend. Here is the bad news. We live in a world of lawyers and everyone wants their cut. It seems that trade laws make sending me the combined $40,000,000 dollars an expensive process. In the grand scheme the fees are really low but I do not have the $5000.00 needed to pay them. I am looking for a few good folks to make a temporary investment that will pay 2 to 1. If you can help me raise the $5000.00 needed to get me the money owed I will pay you back $2 for every $1 invested as soon as these folks pay me. I normally would not do this but with the failing economy I think we can all use a little extra money and I would be a very generous millionaire...